1. 9 a.m. - dentist appointment - Check
2. 9:30 a.m. - 25 minute power outage at the dentist's office (TOTAL darkness) - Check
3. 9:55 removal of old filling - Check
4. 9:56 a.m. - frantic speakerphone call to the dentist that the offices' phones weren't ringing - Check
5. 9:57 a.m. - now frantic dentist leaves to go check on the phones - Check
6. 10:15 a.m. - dentist returns, WASHES HIS GLOVED HANDS, and puts in new filling - Check
7. 10:30 a.m. - noon - extensive tounge and cheek biting with occasional and attractive drooling - Check
8. 10:30 a.m. today - 10:30 a.m. tomorrow - 24 hours of left-sided chewing for this right-sided chewer - Check
Check please!
Preferably a tax refund check!
Happy tax day y'all!
