1. You may find that he or she was successfully sued . . .
2. for LEAVING A SURGICAL SPONGE INSIDE A PATIENT . . .
3. for EIGHT AND A HALF MONTHS . . .
4. causing a massive infection . . .
5. when the sponge perforated the patient's bowel . . .
6. which ultimately caused the removal . . .
7. of SEVEN INCHES of the patient's bowel . . .
8. and a jury award . . .
9. of $350,000.
10. See items 1-9.
Let's hope I don't need surgery.
